"Helen, we’re both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let’s say I go into a guy’s office, let’s say he’s even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I’m likeJojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. [Picks up a dinner roll] Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You’re naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go… [makes noises as he tears the roll apart] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that’s when I blow it. That’s when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?”

"Helen, we’re both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let’s say I go into a guy’s office, let’s say he’s even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I’m likeJojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. [Picks up a dinner roll] Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You’re naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go… [makes noises as he tears the roll apart] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that’s when I blow it. That’s when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?”

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