#blackness
(via dioxazines)

Biggest Teen Movie Douchebag?
Joey Donner (10 Thing I Hate About You)
Roy Stalin (Better Off Dead)
Dean Sampson, Jr. (She’s All That)
frat boys David and Brad (Heathers)
Mike Dexter (Can’t Hardly Wait)
Meanest Teen Movie Bitch?
Nancy Downs (The Craft 1996)
Courtney Alice Shayne (Jawbreaker 1999)
Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body 2009)
Kathryn Merteuil (Cruel Intentions 1999)
Heather Chandler (Heathers 1988)
Flyest Teen Movie Bitch?
The nominees are:
Heather Chandler (Heathers 1988)
Dionne Davenport (Clueless 1995)
Kirsten (Never Been Kissed 1999)
Courtney Alice Shayne (Jawbreaker 1999)
Regina George (Mean Girls 2004)
Comedies made to sound like intense dramas.
David Bowie can bend time and space. Don’t try to outrun him.
I look like shit, but I’m finally done with my court mandated community service.

So you can go shave your back now. By, Heather.
