• Me: I guess I'll apply for some jobs now.
  • Prozac: That sounds like a logical idea. I'll dispose of your emotions and we'll get started.
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  • Me: I guess I'll apply for some jobs now.
  • Adderall: GREAT!!! You know what? You'll probably get ALL THE JOBS! You should apply to be the new president of APPLE!! You are so smart and pretty and creative and graceful and LET'S FIND THAT GUY WHO CUT YOU OFF IN TRAFFIC AND MURDER HIS CHILDREN!
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  • Me: I guess I'll apply for some jobs now.
  • Xanax: LOL go to sleep.