Pearl Jam or Nirvana?
I love Nirvana, but the idiot teenagers who keep posting pictures of Kurt with captions like, “he was soo hott!!!!1” has made me take another look at Pearl Jam and really appreciate Eddie Vedder. They’re both great bands, but if you could only listen to one, which would it be?
I swear to Bob’s Big Boy, if one more teeny bopper dumb fuck professes his or her love for Kurt “too cool for school” Cobain, I’m going to jump inside tumblr and kick the shit out of EVERYBODY.