I am soooo fucking stoned.
It took me five minutes to write that. And 7 minutes to write this.
Reasons me and Naomi Campbell would be perfect friends:
1. We both got a dimple in the side of our booty
2. She got money and I don’t so it’s like a nice balance.
3. She be slappin hoes and then denyin it and that shit is gangsta.
4. We both real real pretty.
5. She tall so she could reach the Doritos when we smokin weed.